• -you can see the Grand Canyon but not SEE the Grand Canyon, especially the man from Boston
  • -Only Garcia Lopez de Cardenas can truly SEE the Grand Canyon
  • - Jasmine is lucky
  • -Bedazzle your opponent
  • - Crimson leaves, falling
  • -the young sensei was disappointed that the interviewer did not ask the right question
  • - The PSAT thinks Harry Potter fans should SUCK IT
  • - Clueless is PSAT material
  • -You can't put a leash on dolphins
  • - positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
  • - when you praise your daughter her response is "woof"
  • - you're up Shit Creek when your piano recital is simultaneously at the same time as your club meeting.
  • -Improve the thing
  • -Does another Form besides W really exist?
  • -Barely sneezing can put you at risk for having your test destroyed
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  • -You must NEVER SHARE YOUR CALCULATOR!
  • shy-crackers:

    rage—prince:

    demon—eyes:

    marvels-spooky-angel:

    demon—eyes:

    OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER image

    AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

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    STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
    THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

    boopumpkin:

    Harry’s only true friends are his cousins and the boys literally everyone else is shitty

    (Source: samegig)